pagi pagi buat gua fed up ah!! dah lah sejuk menggigil gua... teringat gua dulu time time kat hutan Taiwan kat bukit objective "Liverpool", tgk gambar sebelah tu tersenge-senge. dah lah hujan bertubi-tubi, angin dingin bersepoi-sepoi, bergolek-golek di tanah liat tanah pusaka Encik Lim, malam pulak scary like a G-six, bangun pagi whoosh...! sejuk beb, gua cakap lu.... gua igt that time gua kat Russia lah beb...
Tapi Pot-W, i hope u dont angry lah... Mr. Smear T not angry at you all.. He just fed up lah... you know lah. its just one of those days...
gua bukan ape kawan kawan..... gua bangun, gua found out yang kain pelekat gua punye bunga sudah hancur lah.. gua semalam malam gua dah lah ikat nice nice like a G-six macam legend kite P.Ramlee. Bunga die pun sudah cantik... sakali bangun pagi semua telah hancur... whatda man..?? itu baru satu kawan kawan... lagi satu pulak gua punye stokin tido pulak satu kat tingkap, lagi satu dekat atas kipas... whatda man...?? gua hairan macam haiwan lah.... gua tau gua tido lasak beb, kate rock! tapi takkan lah sampai melampaui batas?? Sesungguhnye Nenekku tidak suka dengan orang yang melampaui batas, apatah lagi dengan orang yang berhidup malas. Tapi what can gua buat beb? gua unconscious! not gua's fault. Rilek tetap Rilek beb! sorry nek!
Today segmen ni tak banyak bende yang gua mau say lah... gua cume frust aje lah... fed up sikit je lah...
cuma gua harap, suatu hari nanti, pastikan bercahaya. Pintu akan terbuka, kita langkah bersama!!!
Once again, Mr. Smear T will open a new segment for his blog!!!
Thousand apologies... (Shake head) for not updating "Da Blog" due to laziness... biase lah orang melayu.... Like P.Ramlee used to say, "Irama dan lagu tidak boleh dipisah", Da Doc likes to say, "Malas and Melayu susah nak dipisahkan"
Anyways, enough of the small talk... lets get into the big news now..
This segment will talk about the past, present and sometimes future. It may not only be about yours truly Mr. Smear T.... but however, it may also be of everything else... for example,
Then: people uses birds as messengers to send long messages across long distances.
Now: people uses facebook just to say "Hi" to the neighbours
Then: people uses a camera to take photos of joy and happiness
Now: people uses cellphones to take photos of joy and sorrow
Then: Bedtime stories only have Sang Kancil and Friends
Now: Bedtime stories have Sang Mellow and Sang Possum
There will be more to come about the topic. Its just a matter of whether or not Mr. Smear T have the time and the lack of laziness to fulfil his promise to entertain the Pot-W. Hope Don't Shy!
SO as for this time's segment, Mr. Smear T would like to share a bit of his own history. What started off as a simple kampung boy evolves to a simpler kampung boy..... As usual, photos are as shown.
Singapore Kallang Stadium
This photo is taken way back when the Kallang Roar was said to be revived by the Singapore Die Hard Fans. However, it was dead even before it started. As it was already known, Mr. Smear T was a passionate Die-Hard Fan of the Singapore football, but it was only during the Malaysian Cup Glory days...
During which the Legendary Capitano Fandi Ahmad used to lead the team to victories, scoring goals like playing under the void deck (bawah blok) where using "slipar" as goalposts was permitted by the FIFA "under void deck" ruling. Not forgetting Mr. Smear T's favourite number 14, Steven Tan!!! Mr. Super-Sub who made being on the bench was an Honour and Special. Steven Tan made every player wants to be on the bench. Maybe that is the main cause of the downfall of Singapore football. Instead of fighting for playing in the First eleven, everyone is fighting to be on the bench...
Also not forgetting his best friend, Mr. Lim Tong Hai!! One of the best defenders and the top scorer for the team. He even won the all-time top scorer for a central defender award!! WOW!! that is amazing!! if only he had found the right goal, Fandi Ahmad would not have to score as many goals as he had to win the matches. Let us not worry about that any more...
Those were the days when the Kallang Roar was heard from the west to the east down to the south up to the north!! Even the causeway shook at the sound of the ROAR and the Malaysian Army immediately prepared themselves to defend the shores of Johore, thinking that the ROAR of the Lions would destroy Singgah Selalu and Anjung Warisan restaurant and Larkin market.....
Even though the Roar slowly dies into the mists, the Lion Spirit and the roar will always be in the hearts of the true Die Hard Fans! Sing it with Mr. Smear T if you know the song!
Thank you, We say Thank you!
To the Die Hard Fans!!
Cause you're number 1!!!
HARAP ENJOY!!!
Years past and as Mr. Smear T grows older and some say wiser, other says "nothing changed, still the same black dude who is always up to his shenanigans." anyways, years still pasts and even though Mr. Smear T does not agree with the fact that too many non-Singaporeans are playing in the Singapore team, Mr. Smear T will always be patient and wait for one day, all will be well and back to the glory days!!
How can people who did not go through National Service play for the National Team???!! Please somebody explain to me!! Mr. Mourinho!! Mr. Barrack Obama!! Mr. Osama!! Mr. Lee Kwan Yew!! I demand you do something about this!! it breaks my heart!! So what that u have built Singapore to what it is now...??? Nothing you do impresses me, unless you bring back the Kallang Roar and the glory days!!!
Only The Budget X Football Club was the closest to bring the Roar back!! Go Green!! Go Budget!!! Keep the Green and Gold Flag Flying!!!
Speaking about the Green and Gold!! Now Mr. Smear T is Aussie-nised! Mr. Smear T has searched high and low, far and wide for the football spirit and a country to support with full passion and support. Now he has found one! With the colours of the Budget X FC, comes the Socceroos!!
Adelaide Oval, South Australia
Now that Mr. Smear T is a part of the multi-cultural and big nation of the Down-Under, he has found one to support, and even on to the World Cup!! A nation who is new in Football, has vast improved and expand beyond Asia to Europe! Famous names like Harry Kewell, Mark Schwarzer, Mark Viduka and many more has come back to serve the nation in football!! (However all these is nothing compared to Fandi Ahmad who scored in the European Cup!!)
The pic shows the Socceroos Vs New Zealand friendly match which the Socceroos easily won it by 3 goals to nothing. Great effort mates!!
Eh ape daa...?? panjang pulak type type ni... leceh betul.... dah start malas pulak nak continue...
sorry lah guys... maybe i continue next time... dah start malas lah ni...
Ok oOk ok!! wat wat, HARAP ENJOY!!! dan Nantikanlah!
This is a new segment that Mr. Smear T is putting up for the readers!! Da Doc's Konar will host a number of guests in this segment to talk about their experiences and knowledge they have gained throughout life.
Life is not merely just a four letter word which starts with the letter "L", but the vast diversity of meanings towards the entire personification of the word signifies the well-being of the "infestification" throughout the time during which man journeys. The walk of life throughout history has been unique by whomever dared to strike the first leg out, no matter if its the left or the right leg.
In the absence of the great minds who had forged history, namely, Albert Einstein, Malcolm X, Kunta Kinte, and Mr. Smear T's personal best, Samir Aris, Da Doc will try his best to get them to Da Doc's Konar in ways which only Da Doc knows which surpasses the limited knowledge of an average human being.
Despite of the major development in Science and Technology, none can compare to the massive reincarnation (not susu carnation) of the manifestation of Da Doc's ability to manipulate minds of the pseudo generation.
Da Doc, who recently obtained a Degree in Pseudology from the University of Meng Arut in the Northern territory of the South of the Eastern tribe of Z. Zainal somewhere near Kampung Bedok will try to make this segment fun and exciting...
To Hermi Rizal who has left a comment on the previous post... i have to disagree to what u said before about M.B.R is the one who discovers "da konar".. The reason is because long before the existence of "da Konar", gangs from the peaceful Sembarangz had already discovered the impact of "Da Macho Konar" which evolves to be "da Konar".... The pic below proves it all:
Da Macho Konar 2000
So Mr. Razor, I hope you stop all this funny funny stunts in claiming things for the M.B.R...!! Its the Sembarangz that were the pioneers!!
Saye Mr. Smear T ingin meminta maaf kepada semua!! Mintalah maaf, Zahir dan batin...! I am so sorry... lo siento....
i know, i know, i promised u guys n gals and man and woman, males and females, that Mr. Smear T will jln jln cari makan and take many many pictures... u know i tried lah u guys... but the problem is that, the problem actually very small and simple, but its big lah for Mr. Smear T. Mr. Smear T makan ok je... jln jln ok je... makan lagi, ok je... jln jln lepas makan lagi, kadang2 ok je... tapi the big masalah is that, u know lah Mr. Smear T ni Mr. Forgetful jugak...
everytime Mr. Smear T kluar, Mr. Smear T tak bawak camera lah... so everytime forget moget... i go out, i eat, i walk walk, i eat again, i no take pictures lah... because i enjoys the food then eat many many, i forget... lucky got water... wash down lah people say... like my sister like to say, "Balaas...!"
i think i may have to shut down this segment lah... because i dont think it will happen... Mr. Smear T also dont like to bring camera lah... very irritating lah... Mr. Smear T dont like to carry extra things lah when he go walk walk...
So i guess.... SORRY seems to be the hardest word....
today Mr. Smear T bangun dari tido, sth sad happen to Mr. Smear T lah... i hope fans wont get angry and sad.... Mr. Smear T punye biji mata lebam lah... tak tau pulak kenape..? ni mesti ade orang antar bomoh kat Mr. Smear T.... dengki melayu tu masih lagi tak dpt dihapuskan... damn!
skrng apekan daya, Mr Smear T mata pun lebam, hidung pun block, rambut pun kerenting, kaki pun sakit, gigi pun belum gosok! argh!!! DUNIA! DUNIA!!
The only way to sooth the feeling right now is to listen to lagu lagu M. Nasir!!! steady ah Nasir!! gua caya sama lu beb!! adoi! mataku sakit!! argh!!! nak minta ubat, tapi tak tau mane satu... ade jiran pharmacist pun, die tak layan... haiz... ade members doktor pun, kasi advice "gi doctor lah.." yek eleh....
Time time gini lah every child misses his Mom... jadi dgn ini aku tujukan lagu "Bonda" yg dicipta dan dinyanyikan M. Nasir
As requested by chelmanu2, (entah siape entah ni orang...?? gadis misteri mane entah?? eksyen betul!!) Encik Smear T telah pun memetik gambar di HQ baru beliau!! dan followings adalah gambar gambar nya!
Da WatchTower
Da Job
La Posta
Da Rilek Korna
Road to Da Kitch
Highway to Hell
Da Kitch
Da Pool
Da Spa
Da Back
Da Jungle
I hope that this is enough to tickle ur bones chelmanu2! Will have more time to update the segments hopefully next week!!
Anyways!! Da Doc gotta go!!
Always nice to hear from you.... and keep on Nantikanlah!!
ini adalah segmen baru. segmen ini will show you around places di mana kite di Adelaide, South Australia pergi jalan jalan cari makan... yes i know, segmen ini akan membuat Smear T menjadi gemuk, tetapi walaubagaimanapun, Encik Smear T akan terus menjalankan segmen ini demi untuk kebahagian Fans!! and Die Hard Fans Smear T.... mcm dulu time kegemilangan pasukan nasional singapura time malaysia cup dahulu, Smear T tidak akan hampakan u all...
jgn segan jgn pilu jgn paisey... jikalau anda ade idea idea tempat best utk rilek dukMakan, please advise!
Today i wake up, its the cold... its the cold, becoz its the rain falling down outside.... wasted manggo man... becoz, i really really have to cuci kain baju... now i have to wait.... i hope no need wait long long... short short enough lah....
Alhamdulillah, matahari pun sudah terbit dari kegelapan malam dan muncul dari belakang awan... but still the wet lah... so have to wait...
Actually pade pagi ini, i dont have alot to talk about lah... other than saying Good Morning, i dont know what else to say lah...but thats life... sometimes u know what to say, sometimes u dont.... and sometimes Cat Stevens cross the road also....
Today is Wednesday. how do i make good use of wednesday? aaahh!! i know! i am going to learn how to cook!! my usual special!! Fried Tuna Cordon Deux with Copa Dela Vega Sesame Noodles... cheh! steady lah Mr. Smear T....
ape nak buat, gotta learn how to cook... pompan zaman skrng kan asyik nak makan take outs je... sikit2 McDonalds... sikit2 warong pak Jabit... sikit2 simpang Bedok... sikit2 Fel-Fella...
So Now! we have to do it guys and Boys of the World!!! Learn to cook! Dont be a spook!
ini segment baru khas buat kite mencari dan meneka siapakah Chelmanu2 itu...? adakah ia dari golongan manusia?? ataupun daripada golongan makhluk yg dinamakan Haiwan atau Jinn?? hahaha!! jgn marah...
Siapakah Chelmanu2 itu?? siapakah gerangan yg berani mengintip dan menceburi lelaman blog Smear T ini..?? adakah die seorang gadis yg merupakan Natalie Portman atau Jessica Alba?? kalau iye!! please leave ur name, phone number and facebook account.... kalau anda seorng gadis yg disamakan Syarifah Aini atau Macy Gray, harap jauhkan diri pada ku.... hehehe... dan juga, kalau anda seorang lelaki yg boleh disamakan seperti Awie dan Amy Search, maka, ok lah utk lu berRilek dgn gua.... tetapi jikalau sekiranya anda lelaki yg sama seperti Jalaludin Hassan atau M.Rajoli atau A.Galak, i am sorry bro... bagaikan cerita Kassim Selamat, "Pergi kau main jauh jauh disana, ape kau buat disini...?!!!"
Ini segment khas buat makhluk misteri yg bernama, "Chelmanu2".
This is the exact example of Takde Kerje Cari Kerje (TKCK)... Apabila seseorang insan itu takde kerje, maka die akan sedaya upaya mencari kerje... seterusnya mencari kerje dan mencari pasal dgn komen komen yg tidak seharusnya... iye! saye Smear T masih marah dgn perlian beliau, maka juga tetap Rilek!! tetapi jgn ragu jgn risau, Smear T akan eventually find out siapa gerangan.... seperti dulu pertemuan kita di bus security University of Adelaide menuju ke Kent Town, Smear T juga akan mengenal siapa kamu Chelmanu2!!
Mrang prapu!! cis bedebah!! minta sorry byk2 people of the world (P.O.T.W atau pot-w) kalau pagi pagi ini saye dlm kemarahan...
ape tidak...? pagi pagi gua bangun and mau gosok gigi, gua tercheck blog gua, gua ternampak sesuatu!
POT-W bertanya ramai-ramai : "Nampak ape encik Smear T???!!"
gua ternampak comment seseorang insan yg hanya ingin dipanggil "chelmanu2" telah mengkommen buruk terhadap liverpool fans!! seperti Ajis Sattar telah mengatakan di dlm lakonan seninya Bujang Lapok, "ini tak boleh jadi man! ini mesti kene bedal man!" cis bedebah, keju terbelah! seperti pisahnye langit dan bumi, sama juga Liverpool Fans dgn Non-Liverpool fans....
tetapi apekan daya, badan tak kuasa. memang betul hati ini diisi dgn penuh kemarahan dan api yg bergelogak terbakar seperti lighter "Cricket" yg hanya 50sen kalau beli di msia, gua tetap rilek!! jiwa gua rilek seperti jiwa dan philosophy band terkenal di Singapura, "M.B.R" (Mat Banyak Rilek). di pagi yg indah dgn suasana angin dingin bersepoi sepoi berkucup di pipi gua ini, gua rase gua harus bykkan mempraktikkan ilmu "rilek" ini. kerana dgn ilmu Rilek inilah akan gua bina mahligai di dunia ini.
Jadi marilah kite semua Rilek dan berdamai...! alangkah indahnye jikalau satu dunia ini Liverpool fan.. tetapi gua tahu, bak kate omputih, "the world is not perfect!"
So i guess, thank you very much for the time POT-W. so who is this Chelmanu2??? i do not know... i hope that someday he will come to his senses and rilek.... btw Siapa gerangan??
Sampai sini aje lah segment"bgn pagi gosok gigi" ini. HARAP MAKLUM, HARAP ENJOY dan Nantikanlah!!!
Here, in this segment, i will write and talk about some tales and short stories to fill the emptiness in the lives of the lonely creatures all over the world. These tales will include stories told by my ancestors and the people around. Please do not believe these tales or myths and legends, keep an open mind towards the stories and if it gives a meaningful lesson to any individuals out there, feel free to learn from it.
there will be popular fan favourite stories such as, "Sang Kancil dengan Sang Buaya", "Sang Harimau dgn Sang Nila Utama", "Si Luncai dgn labu labunya!" biarkan..... dan juga, not forgetting the top ten favourite, "Sang Mellow dgn Sang Possum" and "Sang Wan and Sang Russian Girl" hehe..
today's pagi, saye terkejut! kenape?! why?! por que??
becoz i got my first comment msg from Mellow!! haha!! jakun betul...!! so thank you mellow!!
so lets start the segment proper...
today i wake up i didnt gosok gigi straightaway... instead, i bukak computer and turned on the liverpool vs newcastle game which was on last night!!
what a wonderful week for liverpool fans!! liverpool win!! Man U lose!!! hahaha! padan muke si setan setan semua!! but no hal... no worries... esok malam makan strawberries...
argh shit!! sorry fans... i have to go for a bit... ade masak ikan kat dlm oven... dah terlambat ni nak kene keluarkan.... kalau tak hangus hitam belegam mcm tapak kaki beruang...
di sini, segmen ini akan menonjolkan perangai perangai orang yg tiada haluan hidup. kalau dlm omputih, "No work find work!!" jadi segmen ini akan saya menceritakan karena perbuatan manusia when bosan...
ini juga akan memberi saye peluang untuk menggunakan camera yg saye beli 3 tahun yg lalu yg berharga tinggi tetapi malangnya nasib tidak ade chan utk memetik dan tekan butangnya... hehe...
segment ini akan mengandungi tata tertib seseorang insan apabila beliau bangun dari tido dan terus bergosok gigi menggunakan ubat gigi sensodyne!!
sensodyne is good!
good morning readers!! thank you for coming...
just want to say that i am not a good writer... so expect a lot of bullshit.. haha! saje je since takde kerje nak buat skrng... so mcm biasa, takde kerje cari kerje. nantikanlah juga segmen 'takde kerje cari kerje' segmen itu akan fill up the hole in ur life... nantikanlah!!
sejauh ini aje lah yg saye, Smear T akan tulis pagi ini... jadi kalau ade comment atau feedback, jgn ragu jgn malu... sila picit send!!
