Friday 6 May 2011

Siapakah Chelmanu2??

Hello Pot-W!!

ini segment baru khas buat kite mencari dan meneka siapakah Chelmanu2 itu...? adakah ia dari golongan manusia?? ataupun daripada golongan makhluk yg dinamakan Haiwan atau Jinn?? hahaha!! jgn marah...

Siapakah Chelmanu2 itu?? siapakah gerangan yg berani mengintip dan menceburi lelaman blog Smear T ini..?? adakah die seorang gadis yg merupakan Natalie Portman atau Jessica Alba?? kalau iye!! please leave ur name, phone number and facebook account.... kalau anda seorng gadis yg disamakan Syarifah Aini atau Macy Gray, harap jauhkan diri pada ku.... hehehe... dan juga, kalau anda seorang lelaki yg boleh disamakan seperti Awie dan Amy Search, maka, ok lah utk lu berRilek dgn gua.... tetapi jikalau sekiranya anda lelaki yg sama seperti Jalaludin Hassan atau M.Rajoli atau A.Galak, i am sorry bro... bagaikan cerita Kassim Selamat, "Pergi kau main jauh jauh disana, ape kau buat disini...?!!!"

So, Pot-W, u decide.... or u teka!!!
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10 comments:

  1. chelmanu26 May 2011 at 14:05

    Alamak bro... u still can't guess who I am ah? Berape banyak invite yang you antar nie? Nampaknye, ramai lagi yang selalu memperli sampai tak bole distinguish siape nie Chelmanu2! MUAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHA (that's the original EVIL laugh)

    Btw, siape lagi yang follow your blog ah? Yang lagi due tu senyap je... Abih, semue pompuan je! Ish ish ish...

    Kalau tak dapat tahan marah, gi karaoke kat K-box tu, tarik suara sampai serak dan buanglah tebiat...(hint kan?)

    MUAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHA

    Dahlah tu, kalau tak dapat guess jugak kan, tak tau ape nak cakap... gi buat kojo lain... asyik nak komen pasal Chelmanu2 je!

    Happy Friday-ing!!!

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  2. Smear T Mortoyo8 May 2011 at 10:57

    eh apedaa.... i know who u are a long time ago...! i also know what u did last summer!! i know.. i know... no hal one lah.... just make sure when i come back ur voice is ready to get breaking... i know who u are lah... long time ago... i only eksen only... u think what? Smear T is dunno man?? Smear T know man lah... wah sey, c'mon lah brother/sister, how can u say i dunno..? last time we together gether fren fren, u say like dis one meh??? i tell u lah, wait u see lah.. very the mystery...

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  3. chelmanu28 May 2011 at 20:42

    Oklah... Watever! Sure u know who I am... Hahahaha

    Anyway, bile yang bole karaoke?

    Tengah sibuk buat ape skarang?

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  4. Smear T Mortoyo10 May 2011 at 00:06

    hey hey hey!! this coming friday they all go karaoke beb... tapi malangnye Mr. Smear T tak dpt hadir lah... kene jadi tok kadi utk ini couple mau nikah di masjid... yek eleh, budak ni pun nak kawin pun salah timing lah... gua baru nak tarik suara macam amy search... den kene tolong gi org kawin pulak... yek eleh...tapi no hal ah... demi bangsa dan negara!! kawin tetap kawinkan...

    lu bile mau tarik ngan kita di sini beb??

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  5. chelmanu210 May 2011 at 12:24

    Ahak ahak kawin kan orang? Bila pulak ur turn ah? InshaAllah... Soon...

    Mane ade chan nak karaoke kat sana lagi. Tunggu u balik kampung je la...

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  6. Smear T Mortoyo11 May 2011 at 10:57

    haha!! yes!! kawinkan org pade jumaat ini!! and no! not my turn yet... apparently she thinks it is "not a good idea"... sob sob..

    eh beb... kalau gitu susah man... kampung gua dah tukar kat sini lah beb... hehehe!

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  7. Unknown11 May 2011 at 14:05

    chelmanu2 is kak siti!! where's my prize, doc??

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  8. Smear T Mortoyo11 May 2011 at 15:15

    hey hey hey! hold it girl... dtg tak beri salam, terus minta prize ka?? kak siti?? siapa itu kak siti?? siti nurhaliza ka? Siti NurEliza ka? siti intai kembang ka? siti intan payung ka? atau Si Tikus??

    ur answer is too vague.... lagipun, i dont know the answer yet... until that chelmanu2 reveals him or herself!! u might never know that chelmanu2 may be some stranger...? old time friend?? new time friend?? stalker? secret admirer?? ehem ehem..? serial killer?? mampos!! astronaut? magistrate? lawyer? loyar?? makcik jual nasi lemak?? makcik ribut jual ubat urut? makcik rilek bawah blok? makcik sirih?? or maybe, gadis idaman yg sekian lama Mr. Smear T telah patiently menunggu akan tegurnya dia terhadap Mr. Smear T..?? jikalau itulah wanita itu, maka, musnahlah segala rintihan hidup, dan hello kepada syurga...! hehehe...

    jadi, katakanlah that chelmanu2!! katakanlah padaku.... KATAKANLAH...!!!

    sekian, nantikanlah!!

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  9. zaza12 May 2011 at 17:25

    hahahaa teeeeeet salah! chelmanu is is is kisisi kisisi kisisi hehe.(macam paham hehee)

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  10. Smear T Mortoyo12 May 2011 at 23:22

    eh ape ni Za?? ape yg teeet?? bebual mcm tweety bird pulak??

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